We the jello patriots are pleased to announce our new jello strategy, Free Kony 2012, we the jello patriots are sure that Kony is being held prisoner by these militant children in the LRA, and we are starting a ad campaign to save him from his captors.
Please stop these evil 10-13 year olds, and save Kony, after all a prisoner of your own creation is still a prisoner.
Once we save him we will take him to Denmark, to lead our army so the jello revolution can begin, he is a proven leader after all he created a child army, that says everything, have you ever tried to get a child to clean his or her room, it’s almost impossible, he will of course be paid well, we offer a lifetime supply of jello, and other jello related products.
Evil succeeds, when good men fail to act, so please Free Kony 2012.
